February 2012
Watchunsexual:
omG
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lurking simsgonewrong.tumblr.com and laughing so fudging loud omg
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
madonnugh:
remember when rihanna was mad at satan
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
Gold pistolas: I just witnessed a “Facebook... →
goldpistolas:
I just witnessed a “Facebook friend” of mine get engaged. Of course the extravagant “SHE SAID YES!” caption and 17 likes from other married people was all part of that. The picture of the ring that accompanied the announcement was too small to actually fit on her ring finger, so she’s just…
Watchlintott:
j4mz:
its impossible to wake max up, watch till the end haha
omg you killed max
scubway:
i ordered pizza 34 minutes ago and it isn’t here lms if i shoudl take them to the peoples court
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