December 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I am so fucking broke.
So, I’ll be able to pay SLCC $945 on Monday the 10th when they open again, but then I have a car payment for $100 with that next check (no biggie) but I REALLY REALLY want these shoes really really bad and I want them now so they still have my size but I’ll have no money until January 14th and what if they don’t have them anymore ): I’m going to have...
My mom
Came in my room to tell me about the sale on off-the-shoulder slutty dresses at Forever 21, showed me this hideous dress that’s all scrunched on the sides and is short as dick, says, “maybe you can borrow this when you go out?” I replied, “Yeah mom, I’ll wear that with condoms in my bra when I’m at the bar looking for mad dicks to blow. I’ll make sure not...
thegirlresponsible-deactivated2 asked: haha oh damn are you for real??
I'm scared to see her again.
That little white girl. We should go there, kidnap them, and bring our best friends back?
I'm scared to see her again.
That little white girl. We should go there, kidnap them, and bring our best friends back?
thegirlresponsible-deactivated2 asked: haha oh damn are you for real??
I'm scared to see her again.
That little white girl. We should go there, kidnap them, and bring our best friends back?
I'm scared to see her again.
That little white girl. We should go there, kidnap them, and bring our best friends back?
casatan asked: thank youuuuuuu for following! :)
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casatan asked: thank youuuuuuu for following! :)
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http://thebloodmachine.tumblr.com/
OMG you guys have to follow this double-crossing persnickety tallywacker. Seriously, he’s so fucking weird, you and your friends will laugh for HOURS.
I hate seeing this
Hi, We are really sorry but due to severe weather conditions there has been a delay in getting your order to you in time. We are working hard to get your order to you as quickly as we can and you are able to track your order by clicking on the link in your despatch confirmation email or by logging into your ASOS account and viewing the relevant order history.
If you still need help after...
